Step two. Get friend who knows how to camera to take your picture while you try not to fall off a rope swing. This time the friend was Robin.
Step three. Photoshop all hell out of your face until your skin looks like melted wax.
For this process, on a duplicate layer, I use the clone stamp tool to soften the skin, and then dodge and burn and desaturate choice parts of the eyes and face, and then change that layer's opacity to something between 30-40%.
Right is straight out of camera (SOOC), Left is all photoshopped, and middle is the finished product with the photoshopped layer made transparent.
Step four. Apply your desired color effects. Voila.